so one time I accidentally turned on magnifier while watching the office.
this bitchass looks like he’s having a heartattack
that “omg I’m such a satanist because satan loves everyone and god hates gays!!! xDDDd” post pISSES ME OFF
The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.
That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc
satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent
satan seems like a pretty nice guy
This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”
Wait till you hear the Nine Satanic Sins
5. Herd conformity
6. Lack of perspective
7. Forgetfulness of past orthodoxies
8. Counterproductive pride
9. Lack of aesthetics
That’s right. If you ain’t got no style, you be sinning.
Are you kidding me.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I’m an atheist, but I can sound how stupid you guys sound.
Satanism isn’t just some fluffy shit where everyone has these views of common courtsey. That’s just the stuff that pulls you in.
Satanism includes doing rituals that require sacrifices. Most of which, are inhumane. Not just slitting the throats of sheep or whatever bullcrap, I’m talking sexual abuse not just to adults but to children.
During the "Satanic Panic" of the 1980’s, young children have reported that cults related to Satanism would rape them with things such as knives, sticks, and forks, be forced to drink urine, and even be tied naked to a tree.
And that’s just the fucking tip of it.
So, I hope you enjoy your little trip with Satanism, and I hope none of you who were so hop-skippity-do with Satanism never speak a damned word about rape culture because guess what? YOUR RELIGION NOW IS ASSOCIATED WITH RAPE.
Brian Live at the Wembley Arena in London (September 4, 1984 - ‘The Works Tour’)
- Rolling Stone: Did you know Frank Ocean was gay before he came out last year?
- Tyler, the Creator: Yeah, I was one of the first people he told. I kinda knew, because he likes Pop Tarts without frosting on them, so I knew something was weird. But that’s my nigga.
they are my two favorite people in the world
“thats my nigga” omg
when you surprise a bitch
oh its december 1st *snorts hot coco powder* i fkn LOVE christmas *wraps lights around my naked body and runs around town* CHRISTMAS
WHAT FUCKING GAME IS THIS
a game i really need to play